Please consider offering an ad free paid option for this awesome game. That's the only reason I gave it 4 stars.

Four stars is not bad, and it's a reasonable request, but I wish the reviewer had stopped at the first sentence. It's certainly nicer than another app review I got in the form of "I really wanted to give this five stars, but I gave it two..." but the calculus is the same, and it irritates me when reviewers brandish their star-wielding power. It reminds me of this Third Rock scene:

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